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vaginal fantasy is your favorite thing? I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE THAT TO BE TRUE.

The jersey I’ve got to wear for my airport greeter job fits like legit football jerseys. In that it has shoulder space for shoulder pads AND LOOKS RIDICULOUS WITHOUT THEM. ESPECIALLY ON A CURLY-HAIRED WHITE GIRL.

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A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.
The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.
Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.
Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.i especially enjoyed the pun.
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